jokes

anjoos ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?

Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.

Kanjoos ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:

Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana

Shadi me 1 Kanjoos bahut der tak khata raha,

Kse ne pocha bhai kab tak khaty rhogy?

Kanjoos: Yaar me khud kah kha k thak gya hun par kya kron card me likha tha "Dinner 7 to 10pm

Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai

Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q lerahe ho

Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.

Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha

Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha

Dost:

Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

Kanjoos:

Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

Kanjoos ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Kanjoos:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Arbi:Munna…!!

Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon dor rahahay

Kanjoos: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?

Shopkeeper: 1Rs.

Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?

S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.

Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de